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    gotta love this

    Post by BrutalDestiny on Thu May 27, 2010 2:49 pm

    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. CLOSE SHAVE LAD.
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    Post by Luca on Thu May 27, 2010 6:55 pm

    Epic but shit i still would of fucked the sister afterwards :3


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    Post by Kikomyru on Thu May 27, 2010 8:20 pm

    luca you dirty pig (would have done the same thing)
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    Post by Reuku on Thu May 27, 2010 11:57 pm

    LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLL


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    Post by SiegStrife on Fri May 28, 2010 12:18 am

    LMFAO, you just made my friggin day man. I love you now, no homo.

    (would have done the same as luca)


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    Post by DeathMS on Fri May 28, 2010 12:25 am

    ROFLCOPTERZ LMAOLOL HAHAhahaha....phew that was a good one.
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    Post by Luca on Fri May 28, 2010 9:32 am

    SiegStrife wrote:LMFAO, you just made my friggin day man. I love you now, no homo.

    (would have done the same as luca)

    And thats why josh is my bro that i lovee No homo


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    Re: gotta love this

    Post by BrutalDestiny on Fri May 28, 2010 12:40 pm

    :)

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