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tWHYlight - all my views of Twilight in 1 package
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Google. Twoilight paper.
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twilight fails hard. im proud to say ive never touched it. ive never seen the movie ive never picked up the book
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Re: tWHYlight - all my views of Twilight in 1 package
by Mallifex Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:51 am
The movie is basically.
Edmund: I'm leaving you Bella.
Bella: Boo hoo hoo. My hot vamp bf is leaving me. FML
Jacob: I want you to touch my smoking hot CGI'ed abs Bella.
Bella: But I want Edmunds smoking hot pale as hell abs T-T
Edmund: I'm leaving you Bella.
Bella: Boo hoo hoo. My hot vamp bf is leaving me. FML
Jacob: I want you to touch my smoking hot CGI'ed abs Bella.
Bella: But I want Edmunds smoking hot pale as hell abs T-T
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Twilight-
Bella: OMG YOUR A VAMP?!
Ed: I'm dangerous, stay away
Bella: OMG I DIE 4 MY PARENTS
Ed: LAST MINUTE SAVE
Bella: OMG I DYING
Ed: I DONT NO, CAN I SAVE U B4 I TURN U VAMP? LOL
New Moon-
Ed: I leave u nao
Bella: OMG I SAD
Jacob: i love 4 lolz
Bella: OMG, RLY?! i no love u
Ed: I LOVE U
Bella: OMG, RLY?! SRSLY?!
The rest is cliche Underworld
The next movie-
Bella becomes a vampire
Bella: OMG YOUR A VAMP?!
Ed: I'm dangerous, stay away
Bella: OMG I DIE 4 MY PARENTS
Ed: LAST MINUTE SAVE
Bella: OMG I DYING
Ed: I DONT NO, CAN I SAVE U B4 I TURN U VAMP? LOL
New Moon-
Ed: I leave u nao
Bella: OMG I SAD
Jacob: i love 4 lolz
Bella: OMG, RLY?! i no love u
Ed: I LOVE U
Bella: OMG, RLY?! SRSLY?!
The rest is cliche Underworld
The next movie-
Bella becomes a vampire
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Twilight aint shiit but a PG-13 porno for girls :scratch:
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younglik wrote:Twilight aint shiit but a PG-13 porno for girls :scratch:
Hit nail on the fucking head my brother
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Luca wrote:younglik wrote:Twilight aint shiit but a PG-13 porno for girls :scratch:
Hit nail on the fucking head my brother
yep Lol. welll it is a porno for girls shiddddddddddddd every time u blink a mothafka got dey shirt off :scratch:
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I have read all the books, but have not watched the movie. The books were uninspired drivel written by a talentless hack. Stephen Meyer ruined both vampires AND werewolves forever. Seriously, "This is the skin of a killer, Bella! SPARKLE SPARKLE!"
And instead of ending the series respectfully, she decides to write it from Sparkle-boys point of view!
And instead of ending the series respectfully, she decides to write it from Sparkle-boys point of view!
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