"In Soviet Russia" Jokes

In Soviet Russia, toilet plugs YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, Michael Jackson gets raped by YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!

IN Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, this can’t touch YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, children spank YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, book reads YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, exception makes YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, immigrants deport YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, gun shoots YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, shit takes YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!

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Whoa whoa whoa !!!!

This is too much for me to handle Dxxxxxx

In Soviet Russia you don't handle things, things handle you!

In Soviet Russia, you don't post, the post posts you !!!


:roll:

I'm bad at this X___x

In Soviet Russia you don't post on forums, forums post you!

in soviet russia, you dont use the internet. the internet uses you(and that's how skynet(refer to terminator) appeared = =)

don't explain it it ruins the joke D:

ShinTega wrote:don't explain it it ruins the joke D:

QFT

jokes are meant to be simple