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    I heard this joke today.

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    Post by Mallifex Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:34 pm

    Person- "Hey guys wanna go beat up some orphans, it's not like there gonna tell there parents."
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    Post by Vanargrand Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:47 pm

    harsh, yet humorous for some reason~
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    Post by Enjaycee Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:00 pm

    This is one of those sadistic jokes where you have to decide to be f'ed up and laugh at it or be offended/disgusted and hate it. I'm having trouble deciding which I should be on this one.
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    Post by Mallifex Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:24 pm

    Well. It's like dead baby jokes. Like,
    Q: What's funnier than 5 babies nailed to a tree.
    A: One baby nailed to five different trees.

    Q: Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies.
    A: The one living one clawing it's way out from the bottom.
    (Next Q): What's funnier than that?
    A: Throwing it back in when it gets out.

    There's hundreds more.
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    Post by Reuku Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:17 pm

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Post by Mallifex Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:21 pm

    I know right!!!
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    Post by Vanargrand Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:42 pm

    laughing may not exactly be the right thing, but if its funny, dammit its funny, you can't yell at someone for it :P
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    Post by Yuan_Ka-Fai Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:58 pm

    Enjaycee wrote:This is one of those sadistic jokes where you have to decide to be f'ed up and laugh at it or be offended/disgusted and hate it. I'm having trouble deciding which I should be on this one.

    LOL!

    ...does that make me a bit sadistic?
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    Post by Mallifex Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:34 pm

    I think it's something that makes people realize how cyncical they really are >.<
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    Post by Reuku Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:40 am

    I've always known I was cynical :face:
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    Post by Xilatyl Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:36 pm

    Dead baby jokes~

    Always get a laugh from me. ^_^
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    Post by Reuku Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:00 pm

    its cause you are a humanoid Robot. You laugh at dead organisms, because you are immortal.

    Me.... I'm just a horrible person :D
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    Post by Xilatyl Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:05 pm

    Touché.

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