Came back home from a date with a solid 8/10 to discover that my, preposterously lashed, housemate had put the front door of our flat on the latch. I tried ringing him, but he was predictably comatose and didn't answer. Rather than go back to hers, or get a hotel I decided that the best course of action was to shout "hulk smash!" and shoulder barge the door. Not only did the latch fly off, but the whole door frame came away and smashed into three pieces. I stood above the smashed door frame feeling like Hulk Hogan and the girl was so impressed (or drunk, one of the two) that she let me rattle her pretty much straight away. I then came out of my room to find my flatmate stumbling around wearing only a towel and looking puzzled at the pieces of door frame scattered all over our hallway. LAD.
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i tried this once, i began wondering how i broke my foot and then realised it was a steal storm door 
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